Menage a Trois... Why Don't I Remember THIS?
So I get this e-mail yesterday… a sort of confession. A confession… that I am a blogmama again. Nothing quite like having someone knock on your door and say, “Mom?” Heh. You’d think I’d have had AT LEAST some inkling of the gestational period. Some Earthly idea. None. No morning sickness, no headaches, no food aversions, no nuthin’. On the plus side… there was no weight gain either. Thank God for small favors.
So as we’re e-mailing and I’m trying to piece how he was conceived, I find out he was waiting to see who discovered him first in their sitemeter. Now since he already has a website, I had seen the prefix in my sitemeter, but never bothered to notice the suffix was different… but SOMEBODY did. Yeah, he was discovered by his Aunt Tammi.
Now this is where it gets kinda sticky… because… well… because… this is once again a case of where our family tree doesn’t fork. I want to know who the father is afterall… I mean, there has to be a father, afterall I have TWO. And… then I find out… his father is… MY FATHERS. Holy Guacamole… yet another incestuous relationship in the Bad Example family… but this time, we add my blog father Grau in the mix too. So it’s me, Grau, and Harv… with our new spawn… Contagion.
Now a couple questions are in my mind… first… how much child support do I get here? The kid was born in December… I mean, I get something right? This is America afterall…
And, wait, did I enjoy this tryst because I am most certainly enjoying the fruit of it…
With that… my new blog offspring, courtesy of what must’ve been some blogospheric drunken threesome, which is just oh so very appropriate given the nature of my blogson and his sense of humor… Contagion… And it is HERE. Add him to your blogrolls folks.
He’s a re-enactor, best real life buddy of Grau, Packers fan, husband and father of two… funny guy… a good guy. He’s one of the reasons I kept going back to Grau’s… Grau has great friends.
And Grau and Harv, HEH! Are you surprised? Nothin' quite like a woman showing up on your blogospheric doorstep with her hand out saying, "I do believe he's YOURS and pay up, chump!" Heh heh heh!
As for Tammi... we're waiting to see this newest family tree. Oh Yeah, babeeee!