Man Food, It Starts Early
We’re in Publix today and my boys are insisting on buying Slim Jims. This is all they want. We walk through the aisle searching for Slim Jims and find something similar made by another company.
In the car they inform me that this ‘imitation’ Slim Jim tastes like junk. I asked them, “What does a Slim Jim taste like?” and the reply was, “Like these, but good.”
I haven’t had a Slim Jim since I was a kid. I don’t remember thinking they were great food. I put them up there with Spam.
I was informed by Son#2 that Slim Jims are like hotdogs, but portable. Heh. Not to my recollection.