Mars Vs. Venus at Age 5

We were emptying out the backpacks getting ready to go back to school tomorrow, when Son#3 pulls out a card.

“Hey Mom. Look at this”, he says.

I open it up and it’s a Shrek Christmas card. “Oh”, I replied, “It’s from Lisa who you kissed at the Lite Brite.” (This would be the same little girl whose skirt he lifted up to see if she was wearing Hello Kitty underwear to match her Hello Kitty lunchbox, hair bows, and other accessories.)

He looked at it, raised an eyebrow (he got that from me) and said, “Wow. It is.”

He turned his back to me, shaking his head and I hear him mumble, “Hunh. And I thought she hated my guts.”

Heh heh heh. I could not quit laughing. The dance has started. At age 5. Of course her Mama probably made her give a card to every kid in the class... but still, I cannot quit laughing.