Hopefully a Man Without a Country

Ahhh… Who woulda thunk it. Bobby Fischer could be a stateless man. Remember my Post, Don’t Waste My Damn Money? Well, I saw over at Castle of Argghhh! that Mr. Fischer wants to renounce his American citizenship. Filing for Refugee Status with Japan, it was rejected last week. Next stop… the United Nations. And of course he has many complaints of his treatment.

Big dumb dork. Listen to that? What do you hear? Silence. That is silence and the complete lack of crying we are doing for you, Bobby Fischer you jerkface who does NOT deserve an American citizenship. He was fortunate enough to be frickin’ born in this country and has turned his back on the land of milk and honey. Screw him.

So to Mr. Fischer I say: There are millions of people in this world who wish they had had the privilege of being born in this country, free of tyranny, free to pray where they want and to whom they want, free to dress as they want, and free to speak as they want. Yet you were born with this… you were born with this blessing and it worked in your favor as you became a very rich man playing a damn game. You turn your back on us. I say, “A pox on you, Bobby Fischer, you low life anti-American, anti-semite. May you rot.”