Location: Palm Beach County, Florida, United States

Recently have been told I look like Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. I hadn't heard that in years, but that is a good place to start as to what I look like, although she had a better bod. I have three boys and have been married for 13 years. Born of a Navy family, in Hawaii, one Mom, one Dad, one sister and one brother. The eldest of three children. BS in Applied Mathematics. Consider Pensacola my home town although I moved every 2-3 years of my life growing up. Currently work in the aerospace industry in an engineering position while being a Mom. Of Celtic heritage and very proud of it.

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

If Boudicca were Queen... Again...

I am hearing that the low life terrorists have released the three Turkish hostages. Do you know what that tells me? That I was right! The Turks are scary and you don’t want to mess with them. So where does that leave us? They still have a Marine Corps hostage and I don’t see them releasing him. That tells me that they aren’t afraid of us. Wonder why, damn liberal media.

So I say, let’s go beyond the Eye for an Eye stuff. For now on, they behead one of ours, we find them and then behead them AND their favorite wife. I realize this whole, kill the whole family, burn the house to the ground and salt the Earth stuff doesn’t cut it with our ‘civilized society’. Therefore, I think we should go to my plan. It’s nicer. And easier. You don’t have to find all the cousins, parents, grandparents, nieces and nephews. Just One Favorite Wife. The End.


Blogger Harvey said...

I oscillate a lot myself, between glass parking lot and "hearts and minds".

Right now this seems like a good compromise ;-)

9:33 AM  
Blogger That 1 Guy said...

Decapitate favorite wife first. Then comes the beheading of Mr. Asshole, only now we switch to using a spoon to hack at his neck.

10:13 AM  
Blogger Boudicca said...

It has to be a grapefruit spoon, otherwise it's too dull ;)

Funny, I always tell my husband, if I find out he has cheated on me, I'll cut his heart out, in his sleep, with a spoon. Key is for me not to find out! :) For some reason, your comment reminded me of that.

3:36 PM  
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3:37 PM  
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3:37 PM  
Blogger That 1 Guy said...

Uhh ... glad I brought back some great memories! :)

4:53 PM  

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