If Boudicca were Queen... Again...
I am hearing that the low life terrorists have released the three Turkish hostages. Do you know what that tells me? That I was right! The Turks are scary and you don’t want to mess with them. So where does that leave us? They still have a Marine Corps hostage and I don’t see them releasing him. That tells me that they aren’t afraid of us. Wonder why, damn liberal media.
So I say, let’s go beyond the Eye for an Eye stuff. For now on, they behead one of ours, we find them and then behead them AND their favorite wife. I realize this whole, kill the whole family, burn the house to the ground and salt the Earth stuff doesn’t cut it with our ‘civilized society’. Therefore, I think we should go to my plan. It’s nicer. And easier. You don’t have to find all the cousins, parents, grandparents, nieces and nephews. Just One Favorite Wife. The End.
posted by Bou | 9:07 PM
6 Comments:
I oscillate a lot myself, between glass parking lot and "hearts and minds".
Right now this seems like a good compromise ;-)
Decapitate favorite wife first. Then comes the beheading of Mr. Asshole, only now we switch to using a spoon to hack at his neck.
It has to be a grapefruit spoon, otherwise it's too dull ;)
Funny, I always tell my husband, if I find out he has cheated on me, I'll cut his heart out, in his sleep, with a spoon. Key is for me not to find out! :) For some reason, your comment reminded me of that.
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Uhh ... glad I brought back some great memories! :)
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