Random Thoughts

Does anyone else spell in their head sometimes when they think or speak? I mean they can see the words they are saying or thinking about. For instance, Blog Brother _Jon over at We Swear. If I were to ever meet him in person, I would probably call him, ‘inhale’ Jon. I see his name as _Jon, so in my head, I guess I just pause before I see Jon, kind of like an inhale. I know. Odd.

I’m sick of my kids referring to marshmallows at clown turds. First, I don’t like the word turd. Not that I prefer them to say $hit, but turd is still a 4 letter word and is just gross. They can say Poop. Second, it’s just nasty. We’re in Publix, we go down the aisle with marshmallows, and inevitably one or all of them shout, “Mom! Can we buy some Clown Turds?!” Bleh. People must look at me like I’m Po’ White Trash, and I’m not even wearing my $12 rubber Walmart boots. Bah!

Y’all have never had the privilege of seeing VW’s boys, but they are beautiful children and I realized today, I truly love her first son. I’ll love her 2nd one too (he's 1), but he still hates me. He loves his Mama, which is at it should be, and all other women are poison. Heh. Maybe he learned early! I love to tease him, point to him and say, “You know little buddy, one day you’re going to love me. You will. One day. You will love me” and then I rub his toes. He always looks at me like I’m a lunatic.

I REALLY REALLY like the new digs over at Tammi's! I like her blue; I like her FL map. Next time anyone asks me where my town is located, I'll refer them to her site, her map and go from there! It's just a really cheery blog.