Very Cool Men from Northern Illinois
Wow. I think that Grau’s commenter was right, this really does belong under his 'steaming piles of wrong' category. It's just so wrong on so many levels and the worst part is… every time I read it I cannot quit laughing! It’s a terrible thing. So GO HERE and I promise, you will never eat chicken wings the same way again. Good stuff. My Blog Father is a funny Man. Note the emphasis on man. (TGOO and TN, you MUST click on the link. No kidding.)
That said, over at Blog Bro Little Joe's, he has a picture of he and Grau. One of the coolest things about Grau is the fact he has such great friends. I love hearing him tell how he remembers Little Joe’s Mom bringing him home from the hospital as an infant. Grau is just a few years older. They’ve been friends that long. So take a look of the picture of them HERE and realize the dimensions of these men and how ‘little’ is really a joke and I cannot quit thinking that if… if… I ever made it to Northern Illinois, and I met up with these men, they wore black and packed some heat, people would think I was some famous person. They’d be saying, “Who is that girl? She must be famous to have such big bodyguards!” Heh. I think I come up to their navels. If I’m wearing heels.
HOWEVER, if I were in Northern Illinois, I would have to stop by and see Contagion of The Spoon and the Blade, also one of Grau’s good friends, as he said if I wanted to I could be a Mortar Maiden of the Month. He'd let me! How cool is that? But, well, OK, there are a couple problems with that… first, I’m not exactly a Maiden. I’m married, got kids, and turn 40 in September. Second, I don’t have the clothes. But, third, and this is the BIG ONE, I am not as voluptuous as his Mortar Maidens of the Month and would not do his Mortar justice. *frown* (BTW, his lovely wife Nessa, carrier of the Big Damn Spoon, and cook extraordinaire is Ms. January!)
SOOO, to see the Mortar Maidens of the Month, HERE for October, HERE for November, HERE for December and HERE for JANUARY!!! It is safe for work, but I have a feeling you men will still enjoy it.