Part II of the Fart Machine

My Better Half comes home last night from his trip with a DVD of Jeff Foxworthy’s Blue Collar Comedy Tour. I don’t watch TV and he doesn’t ask me often to watch. I had things to do last night, bills to pay, accounts to reconcile for the groups I am Treasurer for, meetings to coordinate. So when he asked me to sit down and watch it with him, I did give him some resistance. But he was insistent and said, ‘You of all people will LOVE this.” And love it I did.

I laughed… I laughed so hard I cried. (Ron White is hysterical.) I heard things that reminded my of my Paternal Grandfather, and God Rest His Soul, I loved that man, but I do think now, he may have been a redneck. It just cracked me up.

A colleague of my husband’s loved this DVD so much, she bought one for him and for the office and gave it to him at this meeting they were attending. My husband was watching it while on his trip and he gets to a scene where Jeff is with the guys from his tour (other comedians) and they’re walking through the mall. They walk into Spencer Gifts and they see this Remote Control Fart Machine. He said as soon as he saw it he just KNEW that was the gift he had to get the boys. The scene in the DVD is hysterical as Larry the Cable Guy walks through the mall, walking up to people while using his Fart Machine.

So there you have it, the story as to how this great toy was acquired. And T1G, bite your tongue, boy! I’ll pass on the Fart spray. I just do not need that in my life.

Meanwhile, I fully expect that I will be awakened Sunday morning, my sleep in morning, by the Fart Machine. Not exactly music to my ears.