Glad to know it’s been ‘scientifically’ proven as to why I’m a ‘home maker’

Up front things you should know about me before I start this blog. I am a Mathematician by degree and practiced it in the engineering field for 12 years. I think it would not be a stretch to say I am a scientist… mathematician… scientist… yeah, same general field. That being said, my husband is a scientist, my Dad is a scientist, my father in law is a scientist, my Mother in law was a scientist and my Mom… OK, she’s a social scientist, but still one in my mind. So do we see a trend here? I hope this leaves not a shadow of a doubt that I firmly believe in the THEORY of Evolution. Not Creationism. If you are a believer of Creationism, you should skip this Post.

Check this out, The Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair.. I cannot figure out which one cracks me up the most. Start with the opening paragraph, “Our children are the future face of Science and we must teach them to recognize the truth of the Word of the Lord so as to break the cycle of Evolutionism dogma that is paralyzing scientific development and making higher education a dumping ground for the excesses of materialistic philosophies.” WHA????

Let us move on to the entries. Feel free to pick your favorite, but in the elementary category, I must admit they were correct in awarding 1st place to “My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)". Moving on to Middle School, unfortunately I actually think I may know people with the same thinking process as dear Patricia, but I do believe that Jonathon’s “"Women Were Designed For Homemaking" should have been first. As my sister said, “Hilarious… yet disturbing!” And the comment from my Dad (my real Dad, not my blog fathers) was “Yeah, Boudicca was a helluva homemaker. Let's see now, she led an army of 70,000 and sacked London. Wonder if she could bake cookies.” Perhaps it is time for me to blog on Boudicca so those of you not familiar with her will understand who she was and why I picked her…

I’ll skip the High School entries and let you see for yourself. I don’t know about you, but I did an awful lot of praying in Chem Lab. Praying for the cute lab partner, praying I wouldn’t blow up the lab, praying I wouldn’t break any more crucibles because my Lab teacher was getting pissed, praying the purple dye would come off my hands because I had a date that night… And maybe it was my Prayer that saw me through with good grades and not all my damn hard work and studying…

So there you have it. Potential Scientists of America… let me know when it’s time to immigrate.

Hat tip to my real brother, “Toluca Nole”, who is my fake Hungarian and only knows how to say, “Where’s the toilet?” (Yeah, That1Guy, you were right on the translation!) I don’t know where he finds half the weird stuff he sends me…